{"product_id":"funny-christmas-ornament-gift","title":"Funny Christmas Ornament Gift","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHilariously Offensive Ornaments: \u003c\/strong\u003eFeaturing 12 explicit phrases, these baubles are perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor, adding spice and shock to your Christmas tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-Quality Materials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from durable materials, these 70mm baubles are built to last and designed to stand out on your tree without overwhelming it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0567\/8507\/6432\/files\/2_3e8b9411-7678-4e09-afdc-41c2ab32ee33.jpg?v=1725346594\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gag Gift: \u003c\/strong\u003eThe Sweary Bauble Bundle is the ultimate adult gag gift for Christmas, perfect for Secret Santa, White Elephant, or surprising a friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnique and Exclusive:\u003c\/strong\u003e These exclusive designs are a must-have for anyone looking to add a twisted, one-of-a-kind touch to their holiday decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0567\/8507\/6432\/files\/15_0f56ea47-315b-4aa1-997b-70b4838d6f2d.jpg?v=1725346594\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\"\u003eSPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e12 SWEARY BAUBLES\u003c\/strong\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eSanta's coming on you... in your sleep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eMerry mother fucking cunting bastarding christmas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eFresh out of fucks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eBellend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eCum Chugger \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eI fucking love Christmas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eChristmas makes me less cunty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eThunder Cunt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eCunts everywhere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eGo fuck yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eFuck off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-immersive-translate-walked=\"012ea265-e041-44b0-86fc-c95ae9fcbfe1\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\"\u003eChristmas time camel toe and wine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial: \u003c\/strong\u003ePlastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e70mm \/ 2.76in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0567\/8507\/6432\/files\/5_9d1e8699-ff92-4846-9176-b67ef60ba422.jpg?v=1725346594\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: 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